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Popular culture references for baby
Submitted by jessica on October 3, 2009 - 6:34pm
You want your kid to grow up culturally literate? Skeptical of advertising? A savvy maven of underground trends? The type of person who throws around references to the Bhagavad Ghita and Taxi in the same conversation?
Best to start her off at birth, then. (Gold star to anyone who identifies the source of all references in the comments)
When nursing, announce which breast you're going to offer by chanting "Left side, left side, we gonna set this party off right."
When joining two or more toys together for the child's amusement, refer to it as a "Wu-Tang toy."
When she is trying to stand and is swaying from side to side, ask, "Viola are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok Viola?"
Aw shoot, I know there are more, but I can't think of them right now.
